Ronald Demotivational Poster
MCBEATDOWN - The other clowns want Ronald to act more like a goofy clown to entertain the children; But Ronald don't play that.
MCDONALDS - Beating our youth since 1940. Would you like fries with that?
HOW IT ALL BEGAN - The rest is hamburger history!
RONALD VS THE COLONEL - No longer content with Big Macs and Cheeseburgers Ronald needed to find a new meatier version of his McChicken Sammich and by golly...he did
RONALD MCDONALD - GONE BAD -
RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".
RONALD MCDONALD - You want fries with that bitch?
LIPOSUCTION - How Ronald gets his smile on
RONALD MC DONALD - "all employees must be disciplined."
EVIL EMPIRE -
RONALD - Since McDonald's added the Playplace he's gotten 100% more action!
RONNY MAC - His side business keeps his Pimp hand strong.
RONALD MCCAPPED - Not all is jolly in the land of fast food. As turf wars heat up, so does the bloodshed. JackÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s assassination of the clown prince of obesity is only one of a few disturbing deaths in the fast food takeovers
THANKS, RON -
PATERNITY TEST - Keep your money.
RONALD - Welcome to McDonalds. You want someone killed with those fries?
I FIND - your lack of fries disturbing.
EXTRA VALUE COMBO ALPHA - Let Fast Food Kombat Begin!
CHOOSE! - Afghan Terrorists or Freedom-Fighters?
PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conference
EQUAL OPPORTUNIES -
ARE YOU BETTER OFF... - than you were four months ago?
CLOWNS - Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused
POP ICONS - It can drive a clown mad
RONALDO - He made it MOVE a little, didn't he... Not enough to have to tell your mom, but enough to worry you. call me,...we'll talk
MOM DOESN'T REMEMBER THE PARTY - But she does remember having the munchies afterwards and stopping for some McNuggets
HAPPY MEALS - Some days you just need one!
RONALDO - Like Best Teammate Ever